Posted by: ohyay on: July 31, 2008
I wanted to post this a long time ago, but I forgot all about it, sorry.
We used to have those tests a couple of years ago, where they made us translate phrases in Chinese (or Malay, or Tamil, depending) into English phrases and vice-versa. I hated those kind of tests, and would usually leave them [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 31, 2008
Just got to know that HuiHui’s name is also Valerie. Was shocking when I heard it. Valerie! It’s the name her teacher gave her, because she couldn’t pronounce “HuiHui”. Don’t you find it funny? HuiHui a.k.a. Valerie.
“Valerie is a female given name in English and French. Spelled as ‘Valery’ or “Valeri’ or ‘Valerie’, it is [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 28, 2008
That’s how I feel right now. My thoughts are all jumbled up. Like the mess in my room. I’ve never been the tidiest person on planet Earth, and I can’t help it! I don’t know, this is going to be random, hopping from one topic to another.
A little more than a week ago, I heard [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 27, 2008
Of people talking shit behind my back and spreading rumors. I may act like I’m ignorant of everything, but it’s only because I don’t feel like confronting those people. But see what I get from tolerating those remarks? Instead of shutting up, they continue, like, yadayada blahblahblah, as if I don’t know anything.
Names have been dropped [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 26, 2008
Before you proceed, I have to warn you that you might feel uncomfortable with the contents of this post, and I will not be responsible for any distress you may experience. In addition, yours truly shall not be liable for any damages or loss of your sanity. However, you are allowed to leave a comment, regarding [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 20, 2008
That JianQin took ballet last time, when she was a kid? I cannot imagine her in a pink tutu, which she says she has. Still has it, I think.
Can you imagine her in that?
Or that.
I think it’ll look too cute on her. Maybe she’ll look like this:
That looks like an alien, actually. But never mind, [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 19, 2008
Which is the reason why I don’t wear pants. Because they’ll probably be burnt.
I look absolutely honoured to be sitting next to our beloved Form Teacher, don’t I? Of course I would be! I swoon at the thought of being placed next to him! I would kill to get that seat! Yes, it is my [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 18, 2008
Remember the post I did recently regarding prostitutes and transvestites? Well, I asked a few guys about their preference. I don’t know why, maybe it’s some male thing, but they all preferred prostitutes.
I’m wondering about one thing. Which washroom do the transvestites use? The male ones or the female ones? Or the handicapped ones?
I guess they [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 18, 2008
This happened about a week ago, and I haven’t got the chance (or the time) to blog about it. You guys know how much I detest like Mr Siva right? He just contributed something (again) to my little book of offense.
Was having History one fine day about a week ago, and was going through some SBQs [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 15, 2008
I am so pissed off. Wait, correct that, I was so pissed off yesterday. Guess what happened yet again. I didn’t get to meet my blue alien. Oh no, what I got was a bunch (okay, 4 of them, in case someone decides to comment and asks me to go back to primary school) of [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 13, 2008
Realized that I overlooked this aspect the last time I blogged on how to reject someone. I just never thought that people could actually go up to strangers and ask for their numbers. Yes, it was a traumatizing experience. So yep, thought of a few more ways to keep those buggers at bay.
Number 1: No, [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 13, 2008
Nothing much, just a couple of pictures, because there’s nothing much to blog about, because I don’t have much time.
It reads “Tiang Ah Qin”. Not very clear. Was bored, so I changed JianQin’s name for her. She says it doesn’t matter, which is pretty sad. Wasted my effort!
Dugtrio. You know, that creature from Pokémon? What? [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 13, 2008
Just something random before I get started. I was supposed to go to Bukit Gombak today, but I took the wrong train and went to Yew Tee instead. I didn’t realize that until the doors closed and the woman announced, “Next station, Yew Tee.” I went, “Oops!” and tried not to laugh, because there were [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 10, 2008
Went to Ngee Ann Polytechnic today, because I signed up for this programme. Forgot what it was. Let’s just say it wasn’t what I expected.
The bus arrived on time. But then they had to separate the girls from the guys, because they said that it was easier to do the head count thing. I don’t [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 7, 2008
I figured that some people might need this to get rid of the buggers that are hanging around them like leeches, so yeah, here you go.
Number 1: Say It To Their Face
Make it clear from the very beginning that you’re not interested. This is to prevent confusion later on, in case others accuse you of [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 7, 2008
I’m starting to feel worried for the future. You know, kids are supposed to be like what, the pillars of society in the future? But seeing how kids are like nowadays, I have this premonition that the society will one day collapse.
Okay, I should stop generalizing, because I’m sure there’re some kids who’re like, saints, [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 7, 2008
I think it was Eileen who first mentioned something about sex change. Then it led to the topic of transvestism. You know, where a male goes for a sex change and becomes a female? Okay, maybe he/she doesn’t “become” a female, rather, he/she appears to be one, but that’s not important for now.
Eileen was rather repulsed [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 6, 2008
If you think this is a girly post, you’re dead wrong. There’s nothing really that girly about this. Okay, maybe just a little. Hey, guys use eyeliners too! Don’t think I don’t know.
JianQin told me that Mr R (his name is Rani, but to keep it short, let’s just call him Mr R, it was [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 6, 2008
I made a chocolate fudge cake today, and due to time constraint, I used instant cake mix. But hey, I made the frosting myself!
I can’t seem to find the confectioner’s sugar, no matter where I go. Grr. Ended up using caster sugar, but then the whole frosting turned gritty because it wouldn’t melt or something. [...]
Posted by: ohyay on: July 5, 2008
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