You know, I’ve noticed that “noodle” is a pretty funny word. Just stare at it for a bit! Like, look at this:

NOODLE!

I mean, just by looking at it gives you the squiggles. Whatever that means. Better still, it rhymes with doodle and poodle, both of which are funny. It’s stupid, the way I’m trying to justify why noodle is so amusing, but it just is! You either get the funny or you don’t! Simple!

And I thought it would be a great big pity if I let these three precious words slip away, so I thought I’ll make a short poem out of them! Tough to find words that rhyme, you know? For me, at least. Things like uh, I don’t know, idiots and midgets rhyme, that’s evident, but I don’t see how things like banana rhymes with potato, stuff like that.

But look at my poem! Proves that even if people fail Lit, it’s not the end because hey, why study someone else’s works?

Noodle Poodle Doodle
When the poodle wants to doodle a noodle,
the noodle will doodle a poodle.
When the noodle wants to poodle a doodle,
the poodle will noodle a doodle.
So should the noodle doodle a poodle?
Or should the noodle poodle a doodle?

See! Now you start seeing squiggles all over! That’s the noodle effect!

I’m so proud of myself that my poem rhymes! I even added not one, but two philosophical questions in the last two lines! Like, “To doodle or to poodle, that is the question.”

Mdm Lai would be so proud of me! Or if I showed it to the Principal she’ll be so utterly convinced that I took the wrong subject combination and let me drop Lit?

I find it strange that some people use “noodle” as a term of endearment. Why noodle! Why not spaghetti! Then again, why would anyone call someone else a piece of dough?